Monday, June 7, 2010

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

AEIOUY SPELLS NOT TASTY

Beagle - e = bagel

Computer - o = crumpet

Camera - a = cream

CLEARLY this shows that VOWELS are making our society LESS DELICIOUS.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

TWANG TWANG

GUITARS - THE INSTRUMENT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE WIRE CUTTERS.

Friday, November 13, 2009

OYE OYE

NACHOS - THE APPETIZER FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE PANCHO VILLA.

TOMORROW'S HEADLINES TODAY

Today's Headline: 3 BILLION PEOPLE LIVE ON LESS THAN $2 PER DAY

Tomorrow's Headline: OTHER 3.5 BILLION CLAMOR FOR THE SECRET OF SUCH EFFICIENCY

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

TOMORROW'S HEADLINES TODAY

Today's Headline: STUDENT KILLS INTRUDER WITH SWORD

Tomorrow's Headline: STUDENT LEVELS UP

Friday, September 4, 2009

TOMORROW'S HEADLINES TODAY

Today's Headline: TEEN WHO CRIES BLOOD GETS HELP FROM EXPERTS

Tomorrow's Headline: THAT'S FUCKING COOL