Sunday, August 30, 2009

LISTS FOR YOUR LIFE

LOVABLE CHARACTERS YOU WOULD NOT TRUST FOR A SECOND IF YOU MET THEM DOWN A DARK ALLEY
  • Ranger Rick
  • The Michelin Man*
  • Hunter S. Thompson
  • Bilbo**
  • The Allstate Guy
  • Miles Davis***

*Try admitting to your family that you were mugged by a Jet-Puffed marshmallow.

**Midgets in general.

***You'll feel unbearably cool after the incident. You'll also wonder how he robbed you with his back turned to you the whole time.

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